/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = false;
void main {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
if ((RAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) {
PopUp("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make10GBswapFile();
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX);
SearchAndDestroy(OPENOFFICE_ORG);
SearchAndDestroy(ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
PopUp("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
if (still_not_crashed) {
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney;
}
}
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