Funny – Vista Source Code

Posted by Daniel on April 13, 2008
Miscellaneous

/*
       GNOT General Public License!
       (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/


#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"


class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = false;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {
        if (first_time_install) {
            if ((RAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) {
                PopUp("Hardware incompatibility error.");
                GetKeyPress();
                BSOD();
            }
        }
        Make10GBswapFile();
        SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX);
        SearchAndDestroy(OPENOFFICE_ORG);
        SearchAndDestroy(ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
        AddRandomDriver();
        PopUp("Driver incompatibility error.");
        GetKeyPress();
        BSOD();
    }

    //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

    if (still_not_crashed) {
        CheckUserLicense();
        DoubleCheckUserLicense();
        TripleCheckUserLicense();
        RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

        DisplayFancyGraphics();
        FlickerLED(hard_drive);
        RunWindowsXP();
        return LotsMoreMoney;
    }
}

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